Apr 12
girl conversations
guy i know walks by;
ME: Hey have you ever felt his ass?!
FRIEND: Why? What are you talking about?
ME: I’m talking about those two polished rocks he calls buns!!!
Mar 14
The mere observation of an experiment can change its outcome.
— Phineas and Ferb
Mar 09
- Katniss: That awkward moment when your husband won't stop making bread jokes.
- Peeta: I bread your pardon!
- Katniss: .......
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